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Still, I ordered myself a martini and started smiling at random hot people.The responses were not what I had hoped—I’m pretty sure that everyone thought I was creepily desperate or a prostitute.It felt very testosterone-heavy, which I took as a good sign. Eventually, I was drunk enough to just grab someone by the arm and pull him toward me (surprisingly effective).He was a 30ish guy in a suit and thick-rimmed glasses, who reminded me of a young Elliott Gould.No guys are asking me out on dates let alone to be in a relationship so it may be a while before I get a boyfriend, if ever. I'm so horny I've actually cried my eyes out over this. For instance, this Danish poet I’ve been fucking—he’s so interesting and smart, he’s 6-foot-4, but he has these sideburns . “The general attitude used to be, ‘Online dating is for weirdos and losers,’ and now it’s, ‘Eww, who would try to hook up in a bar?—that’s for weirdos and losers.’ Today, you go to a bar to chat with your friends, not to hook up.” Which, in turn, clearly has made the latter a harder thing to do in recent years.

Kaitlin dates a lot of guys and meets them all in real life. well, they fall in lust.”“But aren’t you curious to date someone who you’d never meet in your regular life,” I asked her, “like a podiatrist from the Upper West Side or something?

He bought me a drink and told me he flew planes as a hobby.

He put his hand up my skirt a bit, and invited me to go with him and his friends to a bar downtown. “I’m just going to run next door to my place and change out of my suit.” We half-kissed.

So I put on my knee-high suede boots and my new contour stick and was feeling very powerful.

Most obviously, I like that you can stalk your prey from the comfort of your bed.

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